Prime 10 Ugly Musicians & Lovely Ladies
It is a reality of life that ugly dudes do not find yourself with sizzling girls, regardless of what propaganda movies like Shrek, Groundhog Day and Jaws II have tried to show us.
That’s except you earn your livin’ taking part in in a band, it does not even need to be a reputable band a rustic band will do. So be part of us know as we countdown the Prime 10 Ugliest Musicians & Lovely Ladies.
Quantity 10 – Gene Simmons (Bassist – Kiss)
This bass-playing, womanising, fireplace respiration “man with the large tongue” claims to have bedded greater than 1000 girls. Actually, we do not perceive how this obese getting old rocker, who hasn’t put out document since 1974, stays with longtime girlfriend (and former Playboy playmate) Shannon Tweed, whereas having his approach with any and each feminine he chooses ( together with an Austrian supermodel, famously caught on movie within the Gene Simmons intercourse tape). In addition to, take a look at his hair…he’s 58 years outdated…how is that NOT a wig???
Quantity 09 – Billy Joel (Solo)
The unique “pianoman”. Within the early days he was nearly watchable, however sadly years do dangerous issues to folks and poor outdated Billy has not aged properly. As of late he seems extra like a golf ball sitting on the tough 5 yards from the inexperienced, however to not his once-girlfriend supermodel Christie Brinkley and different rumored cavorts together with Elle Macpherson and Dina Meyer.
Quantity 08 – Child Rock (Redneck Rap Rocker)
A shame to each style of music he transcends. The brawling, nation rap-rock “artist” has been ceaselessly inflicting havoc in public while producing horrible information. Nevertheless, with a relationship historical past of such girls as Jamie Presley, Sheryl Crow and most famously an engagement to Pamela Anderson, he type of makes me wish to develop a goatee and strum a banjo.
Quantity 07 – Vince Neil (Vocalist – Motley Crue)
Vince Neil might be consuming pizza, ingesting beer and watching porn as we converse. He’s rock music’s biggest slob. The least proficient member of Motley has been singing for them since 1981, and whereas promoting over 80 million albums, has additionally dated Shannon Doherty, Tori Spelling and was even married to mannequin Heidi Mark for a short while. Not dangerous for a person who seems like an obese bearded woman.
Quantity 06 – Pete Doherty (Vocalist – Babyshambles)
A strolling, speaking drug cocktail. The one man within the historical past of science to be partially made out of cocaine. Maybe it’s that incredible feat that Kate Moss discovered so enticing?
Quantity 05 – Adam Duritz (Vocalist – Counting Crowes)
It is no secret that Counting Crows are the worst band within the historical past of music. Unluckily for Adam, he additionally wins the celebrated award for worst hair and worst beard. Though, regardless of succeeding in rising a gerbil on his chin, he has nonetheless managed to courtroom the likes of Christina Applegate, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox AND David Schwimmer. PS considered one of these isn’t true.
Quantity 04 – Steven Tyler (Vocalist – Aerosmith)
Dubbed “The Demon of Screamin'” Aerosmith entrance man and 80’s rock icon Steve Tyler might be most well-known for boasting lips that would not look misplaced 10,000 ft underneath the ocean. He could have even written ‘Dude (seems like a woman)’ about his personal cosmetic surgery habit! This does not appear to show the ladies away although – after ending his 17 12 months marriage, he was fast to leap into mattress with Tara Reid – 28 years his junior.
Quantity 03 – Marilyn Manson (Vocalist – Marilyn Manson)
The self-confessed “Antichrist Famous person” is the weirdest wanting man in rock. Maybe it goes with the entire “burning bibles” factor he does to look one half Dracula/one half Krusty The Clown, however what Evan Rachel-Wooden, Rose McGowan, Jenna Jameson and Dita Von Teese see in him… who is aware of. ..?
Quantity 02 – Ric Ocasek (Singer/Guitarist – The Vehicles)
Now we’re stepping into the REAL ugly ones. To assume there may be really somebody on the planet UGLIER than Ric is horrifying, certainly his Czech super-model spouse Paulina Porizkova should a) have a fetish for human walrus or b) be void of imaginative and prescient.
Quantity 01 – Lyle Lovett (Nation Singer/Songwriter)
Lyle Lovett is an establishment. He offers hope to even essentially the most hideous wanting males on the planet. The 50 12 months outdated Texan who makes a dwelling singing nation music was born with essentially the most unlucky seems one might ever think about, however in 1993 he married Julia Roberts. Sure that is proper… He married Julia Roberts. Sadly the pair cut up in 1995, however the injury had already been performed. Lyle Lovett, you’re a king amongst males.
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